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The Fanatic

RELEASED: 2019RUNTIME: 88 minsWRITTEN BY: Fred Durst, Dave BekermanDIRECTED BY: Fred DurstSTARRING: John Travolta, Devon Sawa, Ana Golja, James Paxton, Jessica Uberuaga, Luis Da Silva Jr, Josh Richman I'm kinda cheating with this cause I didn't watch the whole thing…

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Gangs of New York

RELEASED: 2002RUNTIME: 167 minsWRITTEN BY: Steven Zaillian, Jay Cocks, Kenneth Lonergan, Herbert J. AsburyDIRECTED BY: Martin ScorseseSTARRING: Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis, Cameron Diaz, Liam Neeson, Brendan Gleeson, John C. Reilly Easily one of Scorsese's weakest films. There are some amazing…

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The Godfather: Part III

RELEASED: 1990RUNTIME: 170 minsWRITTEN BY: Francis Ford Coppola, Mario PuzoDIRECTED BY: Francis Ford CoppolaSTARRING: Al Pacino, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire, Andy García, Eli Wallach, Joe Mantegna, George Hamilton, Bridget Fonda This review may contain spoilers. This would've been so much better…

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The Beach Bum

RELEASED: 2019RUNTIME: 95 minsWRITTEN BY: Harmony KorineDIRECTED BY: Harmony KorineSTARRING: Matthew McConaughey, Snoop Dogg, Isla Fisher, Stefania LaVie Owen, Martin Lawrence, Zac Efron, Jonah Hill Someone at Neon please do me a favor and green-light The Beach Bum 2. This is the…

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Total Recall

RELEASED: 1990RUNTIME: 113 minsWRITTEN BY: Philip K. Dick, Dan O'Bannon, Ronald Shusett, Gary GoldmanDIRECTED BY: Paul VerhoevenSTARRING: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Ronny Cox, Michael Ironside, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr. Not quite as memorable as Arnie’s best flicks…

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Ghost

RELEASED: 1990RUNTIME: 127 minsWRITTEN BY: Bruce Joel RubinDIRECTED BY: Jerry ZuckerSTARRING: Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Rick Aviles I loved everything with Patrick Swayze being a ghost and Whoopi Goldberg helping him but the whole…

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The Mask

RELEASED: 1994RUNTIME: 101 minsWRITTEN BY: Mike Werb, Mark Verheiden, Michael FallonDIRECTED BY: Chuck RussellSTARRING: Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Nancy Fish, Tim Bagley, Peter Greene, Johnny Williams, Peter Riegert, Amy Yasbeck Jim Carrey is great but everything else is just way…

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The Pursuit of Happyness

RELEASED: 2006RUNTIME: 117 minsWRITTEN BY: Steve ConradDIRECTED BY: Gabriele MuccinoSTARRING: Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Thandie Newton, Brian Howe, James Karen, Kurt Fuller, Dan Castellaneta, Joe Nunez One of the most stressful and emotionally assaulting movies I’ve ever seen. I’m not…

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Punch-Drunk Love

RELEASED: 2002RUNTIME: 96 minsWRITTEN BY: Paul Thomas AndersonDIRECTED BY: Paul Thomas AndersonSTARRING: Adam Sandler, Emily Watson, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Luis Guzmán, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Robert Smigel Beautiful cinematography, a lovably strange score and one of Adam Sandler’s best performances but…

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Wet Hot American Summer

RELEASED: 2001RUNTIME: 97 minsWRITTEN BY: David Wain, Michael ShowalterDIRECTED BY: David WainSTARRING: Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Michael Showalter, Marguerite Moreau, Paul Rudd, Zak Orth, Christopher Meloni Fun, I guess? I pretty much stopped paying attention towards the end.

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