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  • RELEASED: 2012
  • RUNTIME: 123 mins
  • WRITTEN BY: Justin Theroux, Allan Loeb, Chris D’Arienzo
  • DIRECTED BY: Adam Shankman
  • STARRING: Alec Baldwin, Julianne Hough, Tom Cruise, Russell Brand, Malin Åkerman, Paul Giamatti, Bryan Cranston

Still so awesome and criminally underrated. I really don’t understand why everyone hates this movie. When I watch a Rock of Ages movie, I’m not looking for an Oscar-worthy script completely void of cheesiness. I’m just looking for nothin’ but a good time full of cheese and rad 80s music. Hollywood, please make more jukebox musicals, especially if they’re with Tom Cruise.

“Stacee Jaxx. The most unreliable man in the music industry. A man who blew off the halftime show at the Super Bowl to attend a satanic ritual to sew up Debbie Harry’s vagina.”