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  • RELEASED: 2019
  • RUNTIME: 95 mins
  • WRITTEN BY: Kevin Smith
  • DIRECTED BY: Kevin Smith
  • STARRING: Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Harley Quinn Smith, Brian O’Halloran, Jason Lee, Shannon Elizabeth

This review may contain spoilers.

Kevin Smith is basically 100% correct when he describes this as “literally the same fucking movie all over again”. It has a hit or miss first two acts and a very redeeming last act with tons of awesome meta jokes, just like the first film, but honestly, I think this one was far better. Seriously, the Ben Affleck scene with the Save Martha reference is fucking hilarious. I also loved the MILLIONS of cameos. The rest of this review will just be all the quotes I loved from the movie🙃.

“Hi. Remember me? I’m Loki, the Angel of Death from Dogma. Now, if your kids are looking at you right now like, “That’s not Tom Hiddleston,” just tell them I was Loki in the ’90s, before it was cool. And I did it without the fake British accent.”

“Hollywood doesn’t make sequels anymore. Shit, don’t even make squeakquels, yo.”

“I got something nobody knows. God looks exactly like Alanis Morissette”.

“We’re back bitch. Fuck Cop Out.”

“They’re Gone Girl. They’re on The Town. It’s just us. We’re the Just-us League. What are you lookin’ at me like that for? You’re like Arrrgo fuck yourself.”-Ben Affleck

“And then that kid came along and suddenly you realize you’re not Bruce Wayne anymore. You’re Thomas Wayne. Or Bruce Wayne’s mom. Whose name escapes me…”-Ben Affleck.