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  • RELEASED: 1995
  • RUNTIME: 121 mins
  • WRITTEN BY: Lee Batchler, Janet Scott Batchler, Akiva Goldsman
  • DIRECTED BY: Joel Schumacher
  • STARRING: Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O’Donnell, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Drew Barrymore

One of the dumbest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Truly fucking awful. An absolutely incoherent and lifeless hodgepodge of nothingness that barely even has a plot. Val Kilmer is a boring Batman and Nicole Kidman’s Chase Meridian is just a 99 cent version of Vicky Vale from Tim Burton’s film. Let’s be honest. The only good things this movie gave us were Jim Carrey as The Riddler, that U2 song and ESPECIALLY “Kiss From A Rose” by Seal. Seriously, that’s one of my favorite songsĀ ever.